My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
mondays should just be called national damage control day
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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