Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
3pm strippers are depressing
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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