I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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