If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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