you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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