Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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