i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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