did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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