I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
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