big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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