when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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