Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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