AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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