It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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