I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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