Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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