Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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