Porn is love you can see.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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