Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
