I don't remember. Are we still dating?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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