Say something about gay babies.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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