You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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