Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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