Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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