let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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