You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
