can u get pink eye on your cock?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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