We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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