butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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