It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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