In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
it wasn't lemon gatorade
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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