Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
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