Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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