Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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