it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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