I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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