Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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