they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
