I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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