I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Randomize
