i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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