After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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