Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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