I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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