I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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