So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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