her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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