did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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