i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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