She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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