jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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